Saturday, September 15, 2007

Top Ten Things That Piss Me Off 2007

Top Ten Things that piss me off

1. Run-of-the-mill Bimbo girls who claim they are artistic individuals. Yeah what's their medium, Oral? Vaginal? or are they a mad artist and do it anal?

2. Little kids that constantly say “Why?”

3 . If someone eats cheezes than licks their fingers and touches your computer
or your video game controller with orange dye and saliva coated on their hands.

4. Bossy Yorkshire Terriers that won’t stop yapping until you give them your food. It's annoying when they think their big.

5. When an older Conservative bitter person assumes you will shoplift because you have a tattoo and a skull on your shirt and than follows you around EVERYWHERE around the store.

6. Ignorant teenagers who wear band t-shirts for only fashion purposes and are not really into the band. Their minds think: “I’m not REALLY into John Lennon but I will just say I am
because I think It’s cool to be into that kind of stuff” Stupid dumbpreps.

7. Jehovah’s Witnesses constantly at your door DEMANDING
you to be part of their religion and if you say “No thank you “
in a respectful civilized matter they will tell you what a horrible
person you are because you don’t follow their beliefs and they
come back the next week. Sorry to put a disgrace to you religion but you have put
Many disgraces to a lot of peoples spiritual beliefs by being so invasive. So please no more.
I'm a vegetarian. It's my belief not to eat animals but I won't go into a Mcdonalds and show
people slaughter pictures and preach at them. I know it does'nt work anyways. I inspire people to become vegetarians and only talk about my vegetarianism if people ask "Why are you vegetarian?" I just don't go stomping into Burger king or Wendy's and tell people they are like Nazi's and evil. Anyways it's not their fault they are ignorant sheep and I keep that humbly to myself.

8. Pop Up Ads on the internet Especially if you get a pornographic one.

9. When you are in a rush at the grocery store with
just a carton of milk and the person with a kazillion things in their cart in font
of you and nobody will do the respectful act of letting you go first.

10. People who refuse to read Socially Rebellious

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