Top Ten Things that piss me off
1. Run-of-the-mill Bimbo girls who claim they are artistic individuals. Yeah what's their medium, Oral? Vaginal? or are they a mad artist and do it anal?
2. Little kids that constantly say “Why?”
3 . If someone eats cheezes than licks their fingers and touches your computer
or your video game controller with orange dye and saliva coated on their hands.
4. Bossy Yorkshire Terriers that won’t stop yapping until you give them your food. It's annoying when they think their big.
5. When an older Conservative bitter person assumes you will shoplift because you have a tattoo and a skull on your shirt and than follows you around EVERYWHERE around the store.
6. Ignorant teenagers who wear band t-shirts for only fashion purposes and are not really into the band. Their minds think: “I’m not REALLY into John Lennon but I will just say I am
because I think It’s cool to be into that kind of stuff” Stupid dumbpreps.
7. Jehovah’s Witnesses constantly at your door DEMANDING
you to be part of their religion and if you say “No thank you “
in a respectful civilized matter they will tell you what a horrible
person you are because you don’t follow their beliefs and they
come back the next week. Sorry to put a disgrace to you religion but you have put
Many disgraces to a lot of peoples spiritual beliefs by being so invasive. So please no more.
I'm a vegetarian. It's my belief not to eat animals but I won't go into a Mcdonalds and show
people slaughter pictures and preach at them. I know it does'nt work anyways. I inspire people to become vegetarians and only talk about my vegetarianism if people ask "Why are you vegetarian?" I just don't go stomping into Burger king or Wendy's and tell people they are like Nazi's and evil. Anyways it's not their fault they are ignorant sheep and I keep that humbly to myself.
8. Pop Up Ads on the internet Especially if you get a pornographic one.
9. When you are in a rush at the grocery store with
just a carton of milk and the person with a kazillion things in their cart in font
of you and nobody will do the respectful act of letting you go first.
10. People who refuse to read Socially Rebellious
Saturday, September 15, 2007
"Throw away your Telivision"
I want to light it on fire and trow it out the window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMASH.
Heres how my Anti-television thing starts:
I am very upset. I live a boring life. I want to move out to a house with some roommates one main rule in the house would be absolutely no Television. Who really gives a shit about the life of Gene Simons? Or who is going to be the next top model? We might not realize but it hit’s the back of our head really hard. Lets face it our lives are terrible because the media affects us all. My mom says “It’s junk TV! It’s not gonna hurt us!”
Actually it does it takes away our true selves and who we really are. I think you would find your true life if you threw away your Bell Express view box. We don’t have to live like the Amish. My parents say Television is great because it helps you relax. Wrong. It builds up stress it’s not pure relaxation. You are staring a bright screen that is affecting the neurons in your brain. Even the “Hum” noise is very effective.
A great way of relaxing is sitting outside in the summer dusk watching each star come out one by one until it’s pitch black, Reading a book (which is a very obvious alternative, Sorry about that.) I think it would be nice if my parents and I went down to Drummond park which is a five minute drive down the road. I would go swimming and let them sit together in those fold up beach chairs we have and they could sit alone and relax my parents could drink a nice wine. Also it will bring a lot of excitement to Holly (our dog) because she can play fetch and run around. Holly has been depressed lately. I have talked to elderly people at Greenwoods (The care home) and they have lived interesting lives. One told me he built a log cabin when he was young and showed me a photo album of his life…..It was very interesting and special. I thought. Wow. I’m young what “amazing” things do I do? I play video games, I go on the internet. I go to the shopping Mall. That just depresses me. I wish I could lead an interesting life. A house without a television set. Maybe a television with a VHS or DVD player to watch the occasional Sci-Fi stuff I like but not a television that is on 24/7 like at my house. The funny thing is the television keeps my parents sleeping and it keeps me awake at night, hearing one television downstairs on my dad’s surround sound stereo and the one across the hall in my mom’s room and my mom is cluster phobic so she has to have her door open. Even though the fact that it’s so loud and I have heard the same Mini Wheat’s commercial for the 11th time that hour.. If I go in her room to turn it off or even turn it down a notch she will wake up from her sleep telling me to turn it back on.
When she’s not at work her television is on all day long (even when she is not watching it she’s that lazy she works hard all day and takes care of about 50 families and is the manager of a Day Care and also has to deal with the misbehaving children .She likes the television on because she says it keeps her company. I tell her we have a stereo. She says it’s broken I tell her she can borrow my little one but she says my little one has bad sound. And I’m not going to drag my huge sound system out of my room. She comes in my room and complains that it stinks because I have my door closed all the time and because of my pet rat. Her room stinks of dog piss and shit cause of her little Yorkshire terrier puppy and her dog training pads she pee‘s on. I wish she would stop to think that the reason why I have my door closed is because the other household noises give me sensory overload. I close my door and it's still the noise is over welming. AND ALL VACCUME CLEANERS NEED TO BE EXECUTED. As well as kitchen sink taps, car horns, car motors, any loud automobile and any peice of man made shit that pisses of my over sensory problem
Heres how my Anti-television thing starts:
I am very upset. I live a boring life. I want to move out to a house with some roommates one main rule in the house would be absolutely no Television. Who really gives a shit about the life of Gene Simons? Or who is going to be the next top model? We might not realize but it hit’s the back of our head really hard. Lets face it our lives are terrible because the media affects us all. My mom says “It’s junk TV! It’s not gonna hurt us!”
Actually it does it takes away our true selves and who we really are. I think you would find your true life if you threw away your Bell Express view box. We don’t have to live like the Amish. My parents say Television is great because it helps you relax. Wrong. It builds up stress it’s not pure relaxation. You are staring a bright screen that is affecting the neurons in your brain. Even the “Hum” noise is very effective.
A great way of relaxing is sitting outside in the summer dusk watching each star come out one by one until it’s pitch black, Reading a book (which is a very obvious alternative, Sorry about that.) I think it would be nice if my parents and I went down to Drummond park which is a five minute drive down the road. I would go swimming and let them sit together in those fold up beach chairs we have and they could sit alone and relax my parents could drink a nice wine. Also it will bring a lot of excitement to Holly (our dog) because she can play fetch and run around. Holly has been depressed lately. I have talked to elderly people at Greenwoods (The care home) and they have lived interesting lives. One told me he built a log cabin when he was young and showed me a photo album of his life…..It was very interesting and special. I thought. Wow. I’m young what “amazing” things do I do? I play video games, I go on the internet. I go to the shopping Mall. That just depresses me. I wish I could lead an interesting life. A house without a television set. Maybe a television with a VHS or DVD player to watch the occasional Sci-Fi stuff I like but not a television that is on 24/7 like at my house. The funny thing is the television keeps my parents sleeping and it keeps me awake at night, hearing one television downstairs on my dad’s surround sound stereo and the one across the hall in my mom’s room and my mom is cluster phobic so she has to have her door open. Even though the fact that it’s so loud and I have heard the same Mini Wheat’s commercial for the 11th time that hour.. If I go in her room to turn it off or even turn it down a notch she will wake up from her sleep telling me to turn it back on.
When she’s not at work her television is on all day long (even when she is not watching it she’s that lazy she works hard all day and takes care of about 50 families and is the manager of a Day Care and also has to deal with the misbehaving children .She likes the television on because she says it keeps her company. I tell her we have a stereo. She says it’s broken I tell her she can borrow my little one but she says my little one has bad sound. And I’m not going to drag my huge sound system out of my room. She comes in my room and complains that it stinks because I have my door closed all the time and because of my pet rat. Her room stinks of dog piss and shit cause of her little Yorkshire terrier puppy and her dog training pads she pee‘s on. I wish she would stop to think that the reason why I have my door closed is because the other household noises give me sensory overload. I close my door and it's still the noise is over welming. AND ALL VACCUME CLEANERS NEED TO BE EXECUTED. As well as kitchen sink taps, car horns, car motors, any loud automobile and any peice of man made shit that pisses of my over sensory problem
Monday, September 10, 2007
You just can't be yourself...........
Grade 3
On an afternoon in 1997 I spent a couple hours building a mask it was made out of a box, Some construction paper and felt pens. I was such a creative little kid I would spend hours on my bedroom floor creating new toys that meant a lot to me. Anyways I was so proud of this mask I made. I remember it. It was a monster mask with a hole for a mouth I could see through. I used yellow paper and lined the mouth with sharp yellow teeth, I drew angry eyes and even added eyebrows . I remember putting so much detail into this mask. I was very exited to show everyone at school what I worked on. My mom said “It’s not a good idea Marlys….You could get made fun of.” I was so stubborn I did not listen to my mom and wore it to school the next day. When I arrived at school kids came up to me and said I looked stupid and the traditional verbal bullying happened all morning. At recess I went outside and the whole lunch hour a few kids were punching the box mask on my head and I was crying. I came crying to my grade 3 teacher who looked like a wicked witch. I cried to her that kids were trying to hurt me and punching my mask. The teacher took my mask away and put in on the shelf and told me “Each time you cry your mask will move closer to the garbage and than you won’t have your mask at all” So I did stop crying I held back my tears and thought the teacher was right and I wanted to keep my mask because it was so special to me. I doubt my mom ever heard of this story. I haven’t even thought about it for a long time it just came to me out of the blue. I never came home crying to my mom about this and other issues. I would just go back playing on the floor with cracker boxes, scissors, Felt Pens and tape or play with the younger kids outside. I gave up on the mask and thought it was a worthless piece of junk. I learned one lesson: You can’t be yourself in life. There is no freedom. If you are naturally a social rebellion and they will try to make you normal and perfect. I forgive those nasty kids they were young. The first thing a kid does when they realize someone is different is abuse them for power than all kids will come running and want that power too so they get under the peer pressure to bully. Just like war. Just like Hitler who killed anyone who was unlike his own race religion and mind. It’s all about the power. It’s a human nature to abuse in order to get power.
On an afternoon in 1997 I spent a couple hours building a mask it was made out of a box, Some construction paper and felt pens. I was such a creative little kid I would spend hours on my bedroom floor creating new toys that meant a lot to me. Anyways I was so proud of this mask I made. I remember it. It was a monster mask with a hole for a mouth I could see through. I used yellow paper and lined the mouth with sharp yellow teeth, I drew angry eyes and even added eyebrows . I remember putting so much detail into this mask. I was very exited to show everyone at school what I worked on. My mom said “It’s not a good idea Marlys….You could get made fun of.” I was so stubborn I did not listen to my mom and wore it to school the next day. When I arrived at school kids came up to me and said I looked stupid and the traditional verbal bullying happened all morning. At recess I went outside and the whole lunch hour a few kids were punching the box mask on my head and I was crying. I came crying to my grade 3 teacher who looked like a wicked witch. I cried to her that kids were trying to hurt me and punching my mask. The teacher took my mask away and put in on the shelf and told me “Each time you cry your mask will move closer to the garbage and than you won’t have your mask at all” So I did stop crying I held back my tears and thought the teacher was right and I wanted to keep my mask because it was so special to me. I doubt my mom ever heard of this story. I haven’t even thought about it for a long time it just came to me out of the blue. I never came home crying to my mom about this and other issues. I would just go back playing on the floor with cracker boxes, scissors, Felt Pens and tape or play with the younger kids outside. I gave up on the mask and thought it was a worthless piece of junk. I learned one lesson: You can’t be yourself in life. There is no freedom. If you are naturally a social rebellion and they will try to make you normal and perfect. I forgive those nasty kids they were young. The first thing a kid does when they realize someone is different is abuse them for power than all kids will come running and want that power too so they get under the peer pressure to bully. Just like war. Just like Hitler who killed anyone who was unlike his own race religion and mind. It’s all about the power. It’s a human nature to abuse in order to get power.
The life Of a Tomboy
I have always been a Tomboy right from the get-go there are pro's and Con's and things that really just suck. I tried being a girly-girl in grade eight but it did'nt work out. I just said "You know what this is too hard....I'm just going to be myself' Even when I was only a year old my mom would put a dress on me and I would say "Mommy nooooo!" but she would bribe me and than I would eventually give in. When I was eight my mom and i made a deal that I would dress a little feminine for Christmas when we would go to my great-grandparents house on Christmas eve.
Here is Socially Rebellious's special tomboy section!
Why tomboys are more fun than girly-girls.
Pros J
-Tomboys like video games and sports.
-You don't have to buy Jewellery to impress them.
-Fun to be with they are just like "One of the guys"
-They spend less time in front of the mirror and more time with you
Cons L
- May be stronger than you
- May be more like “The Man”
- Not always interested in making love
- They don’t dress up all pretty for you
- May not meet your expectations (i.e. will say “Thanks man’ instead of
Hugging you and saying “Ooh that’s so sweet what a great guy you are!”
When he pulls out the ring and says “Marlys, will you marry me?”
I say…….
"I hope you understand...Your a cool guy and it was very nice of you and it's
a very nice stone.
but you can't drive, play with, have fun with, live in or eat a diamond
ring can you?. Just to tell you, sweetie I'm no jewellery girl.
Lets hock it and buy something we can both enjoy our years together with.
Like a high quality stereo or A video game system with two controllers.
The groom is special too you know. It's not all about me and what I want.
Can we get married at Playdium or planet laser? We can get our rings at
sears or wall-mart. Your a guy not a prince. I don't expect you to be
something your not and I say Yes.”
What sucks about being a tomboy………………….
*When your underwear gets mixed up with your brothers and your dad in the laundry. It’s pretty gross to find your fathers underwear in your drawer or even more disgusting put it on by accident and realize it’s not yours.
*Some people might assume you are a Lesbian wearing means clothes, men’s watches and having your wallet on a chain. Dating can be difficult.
*It’s harder making friends especial if you have a friend that chases you with make-up.
*When your mom bribes you to at least wear something feminine to your grandma’s retirement party.
* People look at you funny when you are in EB games or the collectors den at the shopping mall instead of Lazeza's or Adacrombie and Fitch.
* When you reach a certain age (teens) you can’t have baseball cards or a collection of Dungeons and Dragons action figures on your dresser without being made fun of but it's ok if a guy does it cause he's just labeled as a "Geek"
* Puberty is more confusing.
Here is Socially Rebellious's special tomboy section!
Why tomboys are more fun than girly-girls.
Pros J
-Tomboys like video games and sports.
-You don't have to buy Jewellery to impress them.
-Fun to be with they are just like "One of the guys"
-They spend less time in front of the mirror and more time with you
Cons L
- May be stronger than you
- May be more like “The Man”
- Not always interested in making love
- They don’t dress up all pretty for you
- May not meet your expectations (i.e. will say “Thanks man’ instead of
Hugging you and saying “Ooh that’s so sweet what a great guy you are!”
When he pulls out the ring and says “Marlys, will you marry me?”
I say…….
"I hope you understand...Your a cool guy and it was very nice of you and it's
a very nice stone.
but you can't drive, play with, have fun with, live in or eat a diamond
ring can you?. Just to tell you, sweetie I'm no jewellery girl.
Lets hock it and buy something we can both enjoy our years together with.
Like a high quality stereo or A video game system with two controllers.
The groom is special too you know. It's not all about me and what I want.
Can we get married at Playdium or planet laser? We can get our rings at
sears or wall-mart. Your a guy not a prince. I don't expect you to be
something your not and I say Yes.”
What sucks about being a tomboy………………….
*When your underwear gets mixed up with your brothers and your dad in the laundry. It’s pretty gross to find your fathers underwear in your drawer or even more disgusting put it on by accident and realize it’s not yours.
*Some people might assume you are a Lesbian wearing means clothes, men’s watches and having your wallet on a chain. Dating can be difficult.
*It’s harder making friends especial if you have a friend that chases you with make-up.
*When your mom bribes you to at least wear something feminine to your grandma’s retirement party.
* People look at you funny when you are in EB games or the collectors den at the shopping mall instead of Lazeza's or Adacrombie and Fitch.
* When you reach a certain age (teens) you can’t have baseball cards or a collection of Dungeons and Dragons action figures on your dresser without being made fun of but it's ok if a guy does it cause he's just labeled as a "Geek"
* Puberty is more confusing.
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